motherfucking_ghost | airlocked regains/items

Plumbus - Well, it's either a sex toy or a shower aid. Or both. Probably both. At least it comes with an owner's manual.

~~Childchime Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.~~ --eaten

[keep] Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.

[keep] My Little Rifle - A brightly colored full-sized plastic sniper rifle that shoots foam darts with suction cups on the end, with ten darts.

[keep] Sun Lamp - A miniature sun lamp. It perfectly imitates the conditions of Earth sunlight, but it's no substitute for the real thing.

[keep] Antibiotic Gel - A gel with antibiotic properties. Makes wounds heal 40% faster than soap and water alone.

[keep] Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes. --partly used

~~Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like matcha strawberries.~~ --drank

[keep] Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is cobalt blue.

[keep] Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.

Ashtray - A fairly nice, sturdy ashtray. Perfect for keeping cigarette butts in. Or to use as a blunt weapon. I won't tell you how to live your life.

[keep] Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.

[keep] Motorcycle Helmet

After-Dinner Mints - A plastic tub full of soft, sugary dessert mints. They melt in your mouth.

Anteater Plush - A plush anteater the size of a person. Might be cute, if not for one side being soaked in blood.

~~Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like pistachio.~~ --drunk

~~Watergun - A heavy duty, double barrel rifle! ... in colourful plastic watergun form, of course. Has seen its owner through many a harsh battle.~~ --given to Yuuri

Wolfjob - A 3d model of a wolf giving a guy a handjob. Pawjob? The wolf is wearing a yarmulke.

[keep] Moderate painkillers from first aid room - 1x bottle

[keep] Heavy-duty painkillers from first aid room - 1x bottle

[keep] Prescription strength sleep aid from first aid room - 1x bottle --used

[keep] Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin. --partly used

~~Pillow Case - A long pillow case for a long pillow. Features your charmingly irresistable Overseer posed seductively.~~ --used to make a makeshift punching bag x1

[keep] Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like maple bacon.

~~Bottled Water - A bottle of clear mountain spring water.~~ --drank

Pillow Case - A long pillow case for a long pillow. Features your charmingly irresistable Overseer posed seductively.

Nishitani's Underwear - Seeing as how "none" is not a valid answer, I hereby declare that Nishitani wears a pair of invisible (read: nonexistent) underwear. Popularized by 80s fashion trends, these undies has the added benefits of offering plenty of room to move in and provide absolutely no support for a man's junk at all. If you've ever wanted to just let 'em dangle, these are the undies for you.

Glitter Cannon - A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse.

Bone Zone - A plush toy that looks like a bone cell.

Tuxedo Briefs - A pair of black and white briefs that look like a very dapper shirt and tie. You can tear away the front to reveal...a pair of the exact same briefs.

[keep] Ardyn's Underwear - Dark red shorts patterned with black stars. Ridiculously high quality, because Ardyn's pretentious and probably has a hell of a paycheck.

[keep] Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs --used

[keep] Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!

[keep] Bullet-proof Tiara

Glitter Cannon - A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse.

~~Shift Car - A small, bright red, toy car. Doesn't do anything special. Fun if you really liked Hot Wheels as a kid?~~ --given to Heart

[keep] M808v Main Play Tank - A plastic tank for all your play soldiering needs.

[keep]Good Vibes - A small, battery-powered device approximately the size and shape of a tube of chapstick. It vibrates pleasantly when the end is twisted.

Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).

[keep] Wanna See a Trick? - A set of six ping pong balls. They look white under normal light, but if you turn the lights out they glow.

Hammie - A stuffed burger pillow with big eyes and a friendly smile.

~~Sleekeazy's Hair Potion - Suitable for all hair types. (Caution: unique results for redheads) "Two drops tames even the most bothersome barnet."~~ --given to Queenie

~~Diamond Heart Pendant - Given to her by her mother when young.~~ --given to Nari

Tarot Cards - A deck of tarot cards. The artwork is truly beautiful.

Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.

Pillow Case - A long pillow case for a long pillow. Features your recently deceased Overseer posed seductively.

Ardyn's Underwear - Dark red shorts patterned with black stars. Ridiculously high quality, because Ardyn's pretentious and probably has a hell of a paycheck.

Poker? I Hardly Know Her - A box of ten brand new multicolored dams. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!

Junpei's Funyarinpants - At first, the print on these Calvin Klein cotton trunks seems to be a random assortment of black and white blotches, but if you keep looking, a shape might emerge...

Heart's Underwear - Stylish red boxers with a gold trim.

Rhys' Underwear - Bright yellow boxers with "Hyperion" in bold black lettering right across the ass. On the front, on each leg, there's also a bold black "H." Finally, on the crotch: Handsome Jack's face. --destroyed

Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like freshly cut grass.

[keep] Owl Ya Doin? - A blue owl onesie, size X-Tall. It's soft and fleecy.

Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).

Junpei's Funyarinpants - At first, the print on these Calvin Klein cotton trunks seems to be a random assortment of black and white blotches, but if you keep looking, a shape might emerge...

Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like menthol.

Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.

~~Fruit and Nut Basket - A large red straw basket filled with oranges, grapefruits, several varieties of apples, pecans, walnuts, and Brazil nuts. Unfortunately, a nutcracker is not included.~~ --gifted to Choromatsu

Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.

Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.

Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth.

Wanna See a Trick? - A set of six ping pong balls. They look white under normal light, but if you turn the lights out they glow.

[keep] Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic! --partly used

~~Slip 'n' Slide - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like apricot.~~ --used

Fancy Lotion - This lotion is very creamy and smooth, and includes shea butter. Smells like soy sauce.

Good Vibes - A small, battery-powered device approximately the size and shape of a tube of chapstick. It vibrates pleasantly when the end is twisted.

Christine Junior - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.

Bearies - A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious.

Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.

Childchime Mini Cheese - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.

Fruit Basket - A basket full of oranges, grapefruits, and several different kinds of apples.

After-dinner Mints - A plastic tub full of soft, sugary dessert mints. They melt in your mouth.

Pillow Case - A long pillow case for a long pillow. Features your charmingly irresistable and unfortunately deceased Overseer posed seductively.

Good Vibes - A small, battery-powered device approximately the size and shape of a tube of chapstick. It vibrates pleasantly when the end is twisted.

Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs

Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.

[keep] Bon Appetit - A box of ten brand new multicolored dams. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!

Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).

[keep] Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like bacon.

Cake - A sheet cake with "Congrats on the sex!" written on it.

[keep] Blindfold - A strip of soft but durable blue cloth. Could also be used as a gag. The Benefactors won't tell you how to live your life.

[keep] Official Osomatsu-san Lingerie - Exactly what it sounds like. Includes babydoll and bloomers. Cuter than it has any right to be. This pair has blue accents.

[keep] Yuuri's flower bookmark

Queenie's apothecary box

[keep] Black chocobo kigurumi --stolen from Ardyn

~~Five rolls of duct tape~~ --used